The Bozo Bus: from THE MITCHELL REPORT, here's the list of dopers in MLB

The Mitchell Report is out... and it ain't pretty...

Most of it involved former players. Those highlighted in red are current players. Those highlighted in blue are former Mariners (my personal favorite), and those highlighted in purple are former Diamondbacks (had season tickets to them for 6 years).

I've literally gone through The Mitchell Report myself to reveal the full listing here. Read it and weep.

1. Barry Bonds
2. Ken Caminiti
3. Jose Canseco
4. Wally Joyner
5. Mark McGwire
6. Derrick Turnbow
   
7. Jason Giambi
8. Jeremy Giambi
9. David Bell
10. Matt Williams
    
11. Lenny Dykstra
12. David Segui
13. Larry Bigbie
14. Brian Roberts
15. Jack Cust
16. Tim Laker
17. Mosias Manzanillo
18. Todd Hundley
19. Mark Carreon
20. Hal Morris
21. Matt Franco
22. Rondell White
23. Roger Clemens
24. Andy Pettitte
25. Chuck Knoblauch
26. Jason Grimsley
27. Gregg Zaun
28. David Justice
29. F.P. Santangelo
30. Glenallen Hill
31. Mo Vaughn
32. Denny Neagle
33. Ron Villone
34. Ryan Franklin
35. Chris Donnels
36. Todd Williams
37. Phil Haitt
38. Todd Pratt
39. Kevin Young
40. Mike Lansing
41. Cody McKay
42. Kent Mercker
43. Adan Piatt
44. Miguel Tejada
45. Jason Christainson
46. Mike Stanton
47. Stephen Randolph
48. Jarry Hairston, Jr.
49. Paul Lo Duca
50. Adam Riggs
51. Bart Miadich
52. Fernando Vina
53. Kevin Brown
54. Eric Gagne
55. Mike Bell
56. Matt Herges
57. Gary Bennett, Jr.
58. Jim Parque
59. Brandan Donnelly
60. Chad Allen
61. Jeff Williams
62. Howie Clark
63. Exavier "Nook" Logan
64. More to come...
    

Now that these dopeheads have been exposed, Seling NEEDS TO TAKE ACTION. Common sense (of what's left of it) tells me that this list doesn't tell the whole story... there's more of them out there.

I say put the guillotine on standby for those guilty as charged. S